CE ATI IUBI MAI MULT: UN CHIP ANGELIC SAU O BROASCĂ RÂIOASĂ?

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luni, 4 octombrie 2010

Curcubeu de fericire.





 
Barbații când văd o femeie, adulmecă. Nif - Nif. Ce fac când râvnesc la o femeie si nu li se raspunde? Caută alta sau ies cu baietii la o bere.

Ce faci cu ala care e perseverent si intr-atat de prost incat nu-si da seama cand sa renunte? Cu ala nu prea ai ce face pentru ca deja prostia lui ii produce suferinta si alta de natura fizica l-ar ucide.

Ce faci cand stii ca din ambitie, sau pentru a castiga un pariu, sau doar pentru a te avea trofeu..iti face complimente in public, in particular incearca sa te sarute, sau se uita pe sub gene la tine si iti spune cat de profesionista esti, doar ca tu.. femeie, sa te simti flatata si sa-i cazi la picioarele lui urat mirositoare si îmbâcsite dupa ore de munca?

Exista insa semne care ii arata lui ca ea nu este interesata. Dar el refuza sa le vada. De exemplu nu sta in preajma lui, nu vorbeste in prezenta acestuia, il evita, ii vorbeste de sus, refuza sa bea sau sa manance dupa el, refuza sa stea singura cu el, nu foloseste limbajului trupului si nu ii raspunde la telefoane si nici nu i le intoarce.

Ce faci cu el cand e atat de capos si nu intelege nici un argument de mai sus? Cum reactionezi? Cum il faci sa te lase in pace (in afara de metoda clasica in a-i spune- pe asta o excludem pentru ca pornesc de la premisa ca deja i-ai spus )?

Barbatii in ultimii 20 de ani au devenit mai timizi sau s-au inchis in ei, pentru ca femeia a devenit moderna si devoratoare, nascand in fiecare zi idei feministe. ”E normal ca barbatilor sa le fie frica. Daca sunt mai insistenti, inseamna ca sunt “sexisti” sau sunt invinuiti de hartuire sexuala etc. Daca nu fac vreun pas sunt idioti si, mai ales, impotenti…” Ok, dar pana la un punct.. ala in care nu inteleg si devin psihopati. Punctul ala in care incepe sa-ti fie teama de ei si ii privesti ca pe capcauni. Le cresc ochi in gura si din urechi le ies viermi.



Sa inteleg ca agresivitatea naste romantism? Pe vremea mea.. nu era chiar asa. Nu ca as fi nuștiu cat de in varsta, dar nu agreez ideea. Din contra, ma dezgusta. Nu sunt nici genul acela - imi aduci un buchet de flori, iti cad la picioare. E posibil sa te bat cu ele in cap.

Imi e greata de lingusitori, de cei care fac complimente din dorinta de a le cadea in poala. Le curge saliva din gura si arunca cu flegma peste tot. Te privesc ca pe un bibelou pe care si-l doresc, sau mai degraba ca pe o jucarie pe care ar intoarce-o pe toate partile. Si... imbracata ca o musulmana, s-ar gandi mai mult. Ar pune intrebari, ar inventa, si-ar da cu parerea. Pe o femeie care se foloseste de sexualitatea ei nu ai cum sa o cuceresti cu marlanii. Trebuie sa fii mai destept intelectual si afectiv decat ea, ca sa se supuna.

Iti dedic tie acest articolas, chiar daca intelectul nu te ajuta prea mult sa-ti dai seama ca despre tine este vorba. Curcubeu de fericire.







NO NEED FOR WORDS...

Daca am masina... am si dureri de cap







Dimineata. Ma uit la ceas. Opt fara cinci minute. Mai benoclez o data ochii in telefon. Tot atat indica. Zic... ueeeiiiiiiiiiii. Trebuie sa duc copilul la camin. Deschid usa dormitorului lui si beleste si asta micu niste ochi la mine. Ma duc in baie, el striga Mami, Mami.... ajung in bucatarie, fac laptele repede la microunde, ii pun biberonul in bot si zic haida.... Caut hainute pentru camin, caut placa de modelaj... caut hartia igenica de la care se cearta cucoanele la camin sa i-o pun in țoșcă...si incep să mă adun. Ha.. e opt si 15 minute. Zic.. am timp cu masina. Si cobor.

Descui masina,”arunc” bebele in masina, bebe se arunca in scaunelul lui. Toate bune.

Dau prima cheie. Uei ce dracu? Mai dau una... Tot la fel. Adica moartă. Ii spun ceva de dulce, gen marmelada. Dau copilul jos din masina si ma pun pe mers rapid. Ajung la camin, dezbrac copilul, il trimit la joaca si incep sa pun intrebarile. Uei fratioare... s-a descarcat bateria. In doua zile? Zic da... Hmmm nu e bine.. Ma apuc de sunat. Primul stresat e de regula cel pe care il ai acasa. ”Barbate.... nu porneste masina. Am dat cheie si e moarta. Nu vrea... ”Cand ma pornesc si eu cu ea... e ca dracu.. nu mai vrea. E ca femeia.. ca doar am masina rosie. Deci e fetita. Al meu zice ca e de la necondus. S-a descarcat bateria. Ha , deja fac crize.. cum.. am condus acum 2 zile... Am mutat-o de la politie pana in fata blocului. A.. trebuia sa merg mai mult. Asa zi. Am un neuron blond care se sufoca din cauza ca-mi prind parul in fiecare zi in coada. Asa e regulamentul. In fine. Revin la masina.

Ajung acasa.. si ma apuc de stresat oameni. Toti zic.. e bateria cucoana.. parca ii si aud ce gandesc.. Asa ca.. ma apuc de sunat un prieten. Pe cumatru. Cumatru e la servici. Ghinion curat zic. Dar ma ajuta. Suna si el un prieten. Si Prietenul vine. Se uita la masina. Da bomba. ”E bateria dusa. Ai lasat ceva deschis... de cand nu ai condus-o?. - De doua zile... zic io.  - Ai lasat ceva deschis, un bec ceva....” In fine. Ia bateria cu el. Astept cateva ore, si vine bateria. Pune bateria pe masina. Merge harbul. Si bateria era noua....adica.. de ce s-a dus asa devreme?

Vine cearta. Omul a fost elegant si mi-a zis sa o conduc. Dar in sinea lui parca ar zice ca barbat”miu.. ”Ii iau masina, o vand, o tin degeaba”... Daca ma cearta sotul de la ceva.. atunci ma cearta de la masina, ca nu conduc prea mult.


Asa ca promit sa-mi fac curaj, sa deschid ochii cat cepele si sa o conduc.

De maine.




The Physics of 2012




If the 2012 phenomenon is real, it appears to be more complicated than some assume. My research tells me that in no way does it imply the mass ascension of everyone on this planet, because that would go against the freewill of those who instead of being ready for a higher realm are stubbornly content with the lower. Nor will it happen precisely on December 21, 2012 because that date is supposedly based on only two things: when the Mayan calendar ends and when the sun on winter solstice overlaps the galactic center; the first is of questionable dating while the second already occurred in 1998. The Shift may in fact be more the dimensional effect of a broad wave whose central peak resides on or after 2012, whereby the years immediately before and after the peak might be just as significant. My best estimate is that the window of 2012-2032 is of greater importance than the winter solstice of 2012 itself.

What does the Shift entail? As best as I can tell, it is an ungluing of our consensual collective reality so that the dissonant sectors of the population can diverge onto separate time streams, and then into separate realms of existence altogether. It is a higher degree expression of the same Realm Dynamics underlying our daily experiences. At the moment we all share the same planet, and separation among people of incompatible learning paths amounts to geographic separation at best, but more usually involves a simple synchronistic barrier between them so that they rarely cross paths in life. But as the polarization increases and the repulsive tension between dissonant population sectors grow, and as conditions on this planet increasingly leave less room for everyone’s freewill to be accommodated in the same space and time, there will be increasing pressure for more extreme means of separation. According to Realm Dynamics, what begins as mere dislike between individuals can grow to parting of ways, a parting of timelines, and finally parting of dimensions. It is cellular mitosis on the hyper dimensional scale.

What causes the Shift? Why is it cyclical? Why does it relate to astronomical alignments? It may be that our solar system will be passing through a region of spacetime whose conditions vary greatly from our current region. Or perhaps rather than our going toward it, it is coming toward us. Either way, it is worth hypothesizing what physical mechanism could substantiate the Shift.

It’s possible that radiating outwardly from the galactic center are spiral arms of greatly altered gravitational potential. As our solar system moves around the galactic center, it will cyclically enter and exit these spiral arms so that all planets and the Sun experience a simultaneous change in their gravitational potential. Others may have hypothesized similarly, but in this article I will follow this concept through to its logical conclusion and show you why the implications profoundly explain everything we can confidently say concerning the Shift.

General Relativity: Reaching the Portal Threshold

The galactic center is a super massive black hole, and black holes are exits from our universe. To understand black holes, one must first understand gravity. All masses give off gravitational force fields that cause other masses to fall towards them and vice versa. But underlying this field is a more fundamental field known as the gravitational potential. To make an analogy, if the gravity force field is like the downward slope of a hill, then gravitational potential is the measure of height at any point on that slope. Or if the force field is like wind, the potential is like air pressure. It takes changes in gravitational potential over some distance to produce a gravitational force field, just as it takes changes in height to make a slope that things can roll down, or changes in air pressure to create wind. On earth, each height above the surface (or distance from planetary center) carries a different gravitational potential, which creates a “slope” pointing downward (to the center) causing objects to fall if released.

It is evident from Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity that the gravitational potential also sets the rate of time and scale of space. Clocks run slower and vertical rulers are shorter at lower altitudes because the gravitational potential is stronger there. A black hole is so compact and massive that its gravitational potential some distance away is already strong enough to slow time to a stop and shrink a dimension of space to zero. That distance is known as the event horizon, or the Schwarzschild radius. From our perspective, an object entering the event horizon will appear frozen in time, while the object itself is instantly propelled toward eternity and either ejected out of our physical universe or destroyed in the process.

Anyone entering a black hole will most likely be smushed to death because the changes in gravitational potential near the event horizon are so steep that the associated forces are too much to bear. But remember that it is the gravitational potential itself, and not the force field, that slows time and shrinks space. Therefore it is possible to have the same spacetime bending effects without any dangerous forces if the gravitational potential, despite being intense, varies very little within a given volume of space. It would be like a region of high air pressure without any wind. So as long as the spatial gradient in the gravitational potential is negligible, the potential itself can vary freely without accompanying forces.

Where things get interesting is what happens beyond the event horizon, or to put it another way, beyond the value of gravitational potential necessary to stop time. General Relativity has an equation showing how the gravitational potential determines time dilation:



As you can see, the more negative the gravitational potential, the greater the dilated time. Upon reaching a critical value, the potential causes the dilated time to become infinite, meaning that from our perspective the affected clock would take forever to reach the next second. In other words, that is when its time rate slows to zero. This critical value of potential may be called the portal condition:



The portal condition is found precisely at the event horizon of a black hole, but can exist elsewhere in gradient-free and thus force-free form. If the potential grows even more negative than the portal condition, then not only does the time rate shrink to zero, but it actually becomes imaginary. Unlike real quantities which are multiples of one, imaginary quantities are multiples of the square root of negative one, which in practical terms means “an impossibility in one dimension made possible in another.” What we know as everyday linear time is real time. Imaginary time can vary without a single second of real time ticking by, and so it is the only time that continues to exist after one crosses the portal threshold.

Quantum Physics: Beyond the Portal Threshold

Crossing the portal threshold is equivalent to breaking the speed of light, but without moving an inch. It ejects one from real spacetime into imaginary spacetime, which is called hyperspace according to physics, timespace according to the Ra Material, and antimatter or etheric universe according to the Cassiopaeans. If linear time (real time) is really a loop, then crossing zero time and entering hyperspace would mean exiting from that loop. From there, other loops would become open to exploration. These would be parallel timelines.

After one crosses the portal threshold, how does one navigate, where does one go? This is where Relativity leaves off and quantum physics steps in. When time rate is reduced to zero, there is no longer a difference between cause and effect. Rather these exist as a single state from start to finish, simultaneous and overlapping, like a movie reel just sitting there. These are causal or deterministic sequences, meaning sequences where cause leads to a predictable effect without any surprises on the way. Such surprises are called quantum choice points, places where time branches onto any number of alternate possibilities. These represent nondeterministic events whereby consciousness alone chooses from a multiple set of “movie reels” which one to play next. This choice is represented in quantum mechanics as a particular “quantum phase,” a single angle of alignment or position along the quantum wave function. What is the wave function? Unlike particles, which exist as tangible things in a single universe, a wave function is the collection of this particle’s possible states as existing across all its parallel universes simultaneously. When consciousness observes a wave function, it automatically selects from the wave a single phase to lock onto and turn into an tangible possibility to experience.

So after entering hyperspace, it is imaginary time and the fundamental quantum phase (perhaps they are the same thing) that provide the primary measure markers of navigation. After entering hyperspace, consciousness can automatically phase-lock onto the linear timeline of choice and emerge into it by punching back through the portal threshold into real spacetime.

The Shift as Macroscopic Quantum Wave Expansion

Now, what does this have to do with 2012? Possibly everything. As mentioned, the hypothesis given here is that the galactic center radiates waves or spiral arms of altered gravitational potential. According to the unified field theory, there are a variety of mechanisms to generate such waves. Whatever the mechanism, if the solar system undergoes a gravitational potential change that exceeds the portal condition, our reality would literally become unglued.

See, the reason we are currently sharing the same planet on the same timeline is because we are all phase-locked onto the same fundamental quantum phase and thus the same primary reality. Our individual instances of reality are bound together because we are collectively stuck at the bottom of the same gravitational potential well, like marbles piled together at the bottom of a depression in a rubber sheet. Incidentally, the portal threshold is the amount of potential required to overcome the potential well of the entire physical universe. If the marbles were elevated beyond the lip of the depression they could escape, and likewise if we experienced a boost in our gravitational potential, our collective reality would dissolve. And that is exactly what would happen if we passed through an sufficiently altered region of spacetime, or if a gravitational potential wave passed through us. I believe this is the key mechanism behind the Shift.

Let’s say that 2012-2032 does involve a cataclysmic alteration of our gravitational potential to the point where everything opens up. Then anything would go, anything is possible, future and past merge into a single moment of eternity, spacetime blows up into infinity, and consciousness is blasted into hyperspace. In the years leading up to this point, reality would simply become more plastic and responsive to our consciousness due to the changed gravitational potential loosening things up, but after that point reality would dissolve entirely. And after being tossed into hyperspace, consciousness would simply phase-lock onto whatever reality befits it. Far from being New Age speculation, this follows directly from a creative application of quantum and relativistic physics.

So what the Shift really means in this context is the unlocking of the gravitational chains that bind us to each other, so that a natural sorting or resettling process can occur where individuals can diverge onto new realities that best fit their own spiritual needs, realities that best resonate with their own quantum phase spectrum. The latter part is properly called a “macroscopic quantum wave collapse” — which is a term others have previously used, but here I tell you that this is only half the equation. The other half is meeting the portal threshold in the first place, which is the only way a tangible reality can be “uncollapsed,” and that requires a gravitational potential wave whose peak amplitude is beyond the portal threshold. Put another way, the Shift is a macroscopic quantum wave expansion followed by a macroscopic quantum wave collapse. It is the opening and closing of the door to our reality. The Sampo grinds once more!

What happens afterward depends on the individual in question. Those of the least spiritual polarization and awareness may, like birds too young to fly being tossed into the air, fall immediately back into a limited linear timeline without remembering anything different. Our memories are part of the linear timeline and change along with any alterations to that timeline. Others may have gained sufficient personal energy and spiritual polarization to no longer be stuck inside gravitational potential wells, giving them a new degree of freedom to enter and exit timespace / hyperspace at will. That level of existence is called “fourth density” but here I wish to give a technical hypothesis of what that really means: total quantum phase freedom and conscious navigation through imaginary time.

The Future in Your Hands

Ultimately this means that where (and when) we end up depends on where we need to end up, on the culmination of our spiritual choices in life, and on what resonates most with our soul natures, because it is these that determine what realities we access after entering hyperspace.

That’s why it’s incredibly unrealistic to say that come 2012 everyone on earth is guaranteed to ascend to a higher level. That scenario would violate the freewill of those not ready and encourage passivity since, with ascension being guaranteed, all one needs to do is sit around and wait until 2012 comes, which is no different from the Christian Rapture or other doomsday lifestyles that promote passively waiting for the end. As far as the common criticism goes that even the kind of Shift mentioned in this article is no different from Rapture theories since it deals with a “grand event” that leads to a “judging of people” — keep in mind that the criteria for the sorting process discussed here is based entirely on freewill and spiritual necessity rather than some backwards moralistic dogma, and that the only ones doing the judging are the individuals themselves (or rather their own higher selves).

Realm Dynamics explains why the principles underlying the Shift are the same ones active at a lower degree in our lives everyday. If you want to know what your quantum phase resonance is, look at the kind of experiences you are attracting right now. What is the “theme” of your life experiences? Are you madly clambering for material satisfactions, stepping over others to attain your ambitions? Do you constantly suffer misfortune after misfortune, hostility, and persecution? Or do you strive for greater awareness and balance, with your life having its regular share of miracles? There are a thousand further questions, but these should get you thinking.

To vector onto the optimal reality trajectory, it takes a combination of optimal attitude, awareness, and action. More on these in another future article, but see my research note on attitude vs awareness. The greater your awareness, the more harmonious your attitude, and the more responsible your actions, the more you resonate with positive probable futures. Leave one of these out and the triad is broken, imbalance arises, and problems inevitably creep in.

I believe that if we do our part to empower ourselves, assist others in need, and continually reinforce the connection with our inner voice of intuition and spiritual conscience, we will ever come closer to remembering who we are and why we are here. With this “blueprint” of higher awareness fully activated in our souls, what precipitates from the hyperdimensional state is a new reality in full harmony with that blueprint.

sâmbătă, 2 octombrie 2010

Murphy despre sex




1. Nu te duce in pat niciodata suparat. Ramai in picioare si lupta.

2. Nimic nu se imbunatateste cu varsta.

3. Nu conteaza de cate ori ai facut-o, daca iti este oferita... ia-o! Niciodata n-o sa fie la fel.

4. Sexul nu ingrasa.

5. Sexul ocupa cel mai putin timp si genereaza cea mai mare bataie de cap.

6. Nu exista alt remediu pentru sex decit. mai mult sex.

7. Sex-appeal este 50% ce ai si 50% ce cred altii ca ai.

8. Nu face sex cu cineva din biroul tau!.

9. Sexul e ca zapada: nu stii nicioadata cati centimetri o sa ai si nici cat o sa tina.

10. Un barbat in casa valoreaza cat doi de pe strada.

11. Daca-i iei de oua - inima si creierul te vor urma .

12. Virginitatea poate fi vindecata.

13. Cand o nevasta te intelege, de obicei nu te mai asculta.

14. Nu te culca nicodata cu cineva mai nebun decat tine.

15. Calitatile care o atrag pe femeie la un barbat sunt cele pe care nu le va mai suporta mai tarziu.

16. Sexul este "murdar" doar daca este facut cum trebuie.

17. Intotdeauna este momentul nepotrivit din luna.

18. Cea mai buna modalitate de a "tine" un om este. in bratele tale.

19. Pe intuneric toate femeile sunt frumoase.

20. Sexul este ereditar: daca parintii tai nu l-au avut, sunt sanse ca nici tu sa nu-l ai.

21. Cu cit mai tanar(a), cu atat mai bine.

22. Jocul dragostei nu se amana niciodata din cauza de intuneric.

23. Nu marul din copac, ci perechea de pe pamint a fost cea care a cauzat necazul.

24. Sexul discrimineaza timizii si uratii.

25. Inainte sa-l gasesti pe Fat-Frumos, trebuie sa saruti multe broaste.

26. S-ar putea sa existe lucruri mai bune decat sexul, sau mai proaste, dar NU exista ceva la fel!

27. Iubeste-ti aproapele, dar sa nu afle nimeni.

28. Dragostea e o gaura in inima.

29. Daca eforturile depuse in a intelege femeile ar fi transferate la cercetarile spatiale acum am vinde hot-dogs pe luna.

30. Dragostea tine de chimie - Sexul de fizic(a).

31. Fa-o doar cu cei mai buni.

32. Sex este un cuvint de trei litere care are nevoie de un cuvant de patru pentru a exista.

33. O intoarcere buna da la o parte multe "acoperamanturi".

34. Nu poti face un copil intr-o luna inseminand noua femei.

35. Dragostea este triumful imaginatiei impotriva inteligentei.

36. E mai bine sa iubesti si sa pierzi decat sa nu iubesti de loc.

37. Sa nu comiti adulter... decat daca nu ai chef.

38. Sa nu te culci cu o femeie care are mai multe probleme decat tine.

39. Retine-te de la femei, vin si cantat... Dar cel mai mult de la cantat.

40. Niciodata sa nu te certi cu o femeie obosita... sau odihnita.

41. O femeie nu uita niciodata barbatii pe care i-ar fi putut avea, barbatul - pe cele pe care nu le-a putut avea.

42. Nu conteaza lungimea baghetei, ci magia din ea...

43. E mai bine sa fi vazut, decat trecut cu vederea.

44. Nu spune NU.

45. Un barbat poate fi fericit cu orice femeie atata timp cat nu o iubeste.

46. Frumusetea este doar la suprafata, uratenia se duce pana la os.

47. Sa nu stai niciodata intre un copac si un caine.

48. Dragostea vine in improscari.

49. Sexul este unul din cele 9 motive ale reincarnarii. Celelate 8 nu sunt importante.

50. "N-o sa doara, promit!"

Forta de convingere

Mutandu-se in alt oras, un tanar s-a dus sa isi caute un loc de de munca la un mare supermagazin.

- Ai oarecare experienta in vanzari?, l-a intrebat intreba directorul.

- Da, i-a raspunse tanarul. Acasa am fost comis voiajor.

Dupa ce l-a masurat lunga din priviri, directorul s-a hotarat sa ii dea o sansa. Sfarsitul interviului a fost: "Ei bine...incepi lucrul de maine. Voi veni la inchidere sa vad cum te-ai descurcat."

Prima zi de munca a fost grea, dar tanarul nostru a depasit-o. La ora inchiderii, directorul a coborat si...

- Cate vanzari ai facut astazi?

- Una singura.

- Doar una?!!! Azi ai avut un singur client!!! Media echipei noastre de vanzari este de 20 sau 30 pe zi. Cat de mare a fost vanzarea?

- 101.265 $.

- 101.265 $! Dar ce i-ai vandut?

- Prima data i-am vandut un carlig de pescuit de marime mica. A doua oara unul mediu. Apoi unul mare. Dupa aceea o undita echipata cu mulineta. L-am intrebat unde se duce la pescuit si mi-a raspuns: "La mare". I-am spus ca pentru asta are nevoie de o barca, asa ca ne-am dus la departamentul de barci si i-am vandut una cu motor dublu Cris Craft... Apoi mi-a zis ca nu crede ca masina lui, o Honda Civic, va avea forta sa o traga. Asa ca l-am dus la departamentul auto si i-am vandut un Pajero 4X4.

Directorul era inmarmurit:

- Vrei sa-mi spui ca unui tip care a venit aici sa cumpere un carlig de pescuit i-ai vandut o barca si o masina?!

Tanarul:

- Nu, nu.. el venise sa cumpere o cutie de absorbante pentru sotia lui. Si atunci i-am spus: "Ei bine, din moment ce weekend-ul tau e stricat, n-ar fi mai intelept sa te duci la pescuit?".

Barbati ADEVARATI!

Barbatii adevarati sunt cei care isi pastreaza sangele rece in orice situatie, care prefera sa infrunte toate necazurile fara sa sa planga...

Winnetou, Old Shatterhand si Old Surehand jucau poker in cort, noaptea.

Deodata, se aude un zgomot afara. Winnetou sare ca ars.

-Pasul meu e usor ca al pisicii salbatice, iar privirea agera ca a vulturului, fratii mei albi sa sada fara grija, ma duc eu sa vad ce se intampla!

Iese din cort... liniste... POC! se aude de afara.

Intra Winnetou in cort cu un ochi vanat. Nici un comentariu, de nicaieri.

Dupa inca 10 min. se aude alt zgomot afara. Old Shatterhand se ridica si spune:

-Pumnul meu zdrobeste orice dusman. Fratii mei sa nu aiba teama, ma duc eu sa vad ce se intampla!

Iese... liniste... deodata, POC!

Intra Old Shatterhand in cort cu un ochi invinetit. Liniste. Se aseaza...

Se scurg alte 3 minute, iarasi un zgomot afara. Old Surehand se ridica, isi ia pistolul si spune:

-Trag cu arma ca un duh al savanei si ma furisez ca o umbra a noptii, fratii mei sa nu aiba teama, ma duc sa vad ce se intampla!

Iese din cort... liniste... deodata se aude: POC! ... POC!

Intra Old Surehand in cort cu ambii ochi cat sarmalele. La care Winnetou intreaba cu o mina serioasa:

-Fratele meu alb a calcat de doua ori pe grebla?

How to satisfy a women every time



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Most of all, care, encourage and set free...

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME

Show up naked.